{"id":1647,"date":"2012-04-19T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-18T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/englishbootcamp.jp\/blog\/?p=1647"},"modified":"2012-04-19T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-04-18T22:00:00","slug":"%e5%a4%a7%e4%ba%ba%e3%81%ae%e3%82%b8%e3%83%a7%e3%83%bc%e3%82%af-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/englishbootcamp.jp\/?p=1647","title":{"rendered":"\u5927\u4eba\u306e\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"2\">\u304a\u306f\u3088\u3046\u3054\u3056\u3044\u307e\u3059\u3002\u30a4\u30f3\u30b0\u30ea\u30c3\u30b7\u30e5\u30d6\u30fc\u30c8\u30ad\u30e3\u30f3\u30d7\uff1a\u7531\u7f8e\u3067\u3059o(^-^)o<br \/>\n\u30e9\u30f3\u30ad\u30f3\u30b0\u4e0d\u8abf\u304e\u307f\u3067\u3059(\u00b4\u2229\uff40\u3002)\u3000\u5fdc\u63f4\u306e\u30dd\u30c1\u3001\u3088\u308d\u3057\u304f\u304a\u9858\u3044\u3057\u307e\u3059<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stat.ameba.jp\/blog\/ucs\/img\/char\/char2\/029.gif\" alt=\"\u3042\u305b\u308b\" \/><br \/>\n\u3000\u3000\u3000\u2193\u3000\u3000\u2193\u3000\u3000\u2193<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.with2.net\/link.php?992553\" title=\"\u4eba\u6c17\u30d6\u30ed\u30b0\u30e9\u30f3\u30ad\u30f3\u30b0\u3078\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/image.with2.net\/img\/banner\/m04\/banner_br_mogura.gif\" width=\"138\" height=\"33\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>\u3000\u643a\u5e2f\u306f\u3053\u3061\u3089\u3078\u21d2<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.with2.net\/link.php?992553\">\u4eba\u6c17\u30d6\u30ed\u30b0\u30e9\u30f3\u30ad\u30f3\u30b0\u3078<\/a><br \/>\n\u3055\u3066\u3001\u671d\u304b\u3089\u3053\u3093\u306a\u8a71\u984c\u3067\u3001\u307e\u305f\u3057\u3066\u3082\u3053\u306e\u30d6\u30ed\u30b0\u306e\u54c1\u6027\u304c\u7591\u308f\u308c\u3066\u3057\u307e\u3046\u304b\u3082\u30fb\u30fb\u30fb(\uff20\u0414\uff20\uff1b<br \/>\n\u3068\u601d\u3044\u3064\u3064\u3001\u9762\u767d\u304b\u3063\u305f\u306e\u3067\u3001\u8f09\u305b\u3061\u3083\u3044\u307e\u3059\uff08\u7b11\uff09<br \/>\n\u82f1\u8a9e\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u96c6\u3001\u30bb\u30af\u30b7\u30fc\u7de8\u3067\u3059\u3002<br \/>\n<font size=\"4\">A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, &#8220;Father, may I ask a favor?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Of course, what may I do for you?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Well, I bought an expensive woman&#8217;s electronic hair dryer for my mother&#8217;s birthday. 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